Blippo/Werf's Tavern/Week 9

In Blippo+, Werf's Tavern is a sitcom. This is about Week 9.

INT. Werf's Tavern

Werf opens a hatch on the floor.

TABITHA

Werf, have you been muddling the computer? What in the - is this a cherry?

WERF

Uh...yeah.

TABITHA

You can't just throw a cocktail into the bio-neural sensors and hope SODA's going to work again.

WERF

Does SODA fly sideways sometimes? Sure. But so do most of our patrons!

TABITHA

I didn't create the Sentient Omni-Dimensional Alehouse just for you to get drunk in every temporal zone and galactic quadrant!

WERF

You didn't?

TABITHA

I wanted you to travel across spacetime, ensuring harmony and lasting transdimensional peace.

WERF

But Tab, that's what we do!

TABITHA

Maybe I should just turn this into a juice bar.

WERF

Over my dead body!

He shuts the hatch shut

WERF (CONT'D)

SODA, switch the blenders to Turbo, salt all rims, and set coordinates for the Delta Zone! We're going rogue.

SODA

Uh-oh.