Blippo/Werf's Tavern/Week 6

In Blippo+, Werf's Tavern is a sitcom. This is about Week 6.

Transcript

EXT. Landscape with conical hills - Night

Werf's Tavern materializes.

INT. Werf's Tavern

A patron materializes.

SODA, TAVERN COMPUTER

Have a seat. What can we get you?

PATRON

Sonic screwdriver. Extra smoky.

WERF

Coming right up.

PATRON

So, you use quadruple-sec?

WERF

Septuple-sec, actually.

PATRON

And what kind of spirits?

WERF

Scraqol gin. Zencuid rum. But do you know what makes it really special? A dash of Uranian bitters.

PATRON

Do you even know where Uranium bitters come from?

WERF

Uranius.

PATRON

It takes 200 feldons of Uranian geranium to make a single quink of bitters. That's an entire ecosystem, slashed for your dash!

WERF

That's what makes it special!

PATRON

I'm appalled! Delete the bitters from your database, or I will smash this Kayorean brandy right now!

The Patron grabs a bottle.

WERF

Not this again.

The Patron smashes the bottle.

PATRON

(declamatory)

There is no Planet Z!

The Patron dematerializes while Werf waves her goodbye.

EXT. Space

Werf's Tavern floats through space, slowly rotating, into the distance.

Visual details

• EPG Info: Werf gets a rowdy customer
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People, places, things

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Speculations and theories

• Is "Planet Z" the "other planet" mentioned in Cubis Week 2, or is it Earth? The declamatory stance of the patron makes it sound like there a group of rabbid believers that she is part of. But since this even fiction within Blip, this might all just refer to other things within that fiction.
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Comments

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Trivia

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