Blippo/Werf's Tavern/Week 5

In Blippo+, Werf's Tavern is a sitcom. This is about Week 5.

Transcript

PATRON

Axion Particle Twist, please.

WERF, TAVERN OWNER

You got it.

PATRON

Actually, make it a double.

WERF

Tough day?

PATRON

You can say that again. Usually my perfume sells itself, but I couldn't chase down a single warm lead on this whole planet. Perhaps I can interest you in a cologne?

The patron opens her suitcase of cologne bottles.

ZIMA, WAITRESS

(not liking the smell)

Pee-yew!

PATRON

That bad?

SODA, TAVERN COMPUTER

Analyzing molecular structure. olfactory molecule is a match with dominant local ruminant species'... feces.

PATRON

I'll never make my quota.

WERF

Don't sweat it. SODA, set coordinates to Dimension N.

SODA

Dimension N? Here we come!

PATRON

Dimension N?

WERF

Same as ours in a lot of ways. One big difference, though: no noses.

Zima consoles the patron.

Visual details

• EPG Info: Something stinks-and it isn't Werf.
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People, places, things

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Speculations and theories

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Comments

• You know what? For a supposed comedy show, this hasn't been that funny so far (refering to The Read-only Review week 2: "a rip-roaringly funny, zany ensemble comedy that needs no chaser") - Blippian humor might be a bit different.
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Trivia

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