Blippo/Small Talk/Week 6

In Blippo+, Small Talk is a talk show. This is about Week 6.

INT. TV Studio

Title overlay: Small Talk

GIDGET GADGET, HOST

I predict you will be spellbound by my guest, the psychopomp, warlock and all-around deacon of darkness, Hermes B. Have!

HERMES B. HAVE

Too kind.

GIDGET

I understand metaphysics run in the family.

HERMES

Yes, my mother was a medium. My father was in pharmaceuticals. And my cousin Barbara has a wonderful gift too.

GIDGET

Barbara Lightworker.

HERMES

The psychic Barbara, yes. Of course, we can trace the B. Have family line back to Penciladus.

GIDGET

The alchemist. Didn't he poison himself?

HERMES

Well, immortality elixirs are notoriously tricky. He almost nailed it.

GIDGET

Well, you've certainly nailed immortality. Look at your skin. You look fantastic. What's your secret?

HERMES

I just avoid the suns.

GIDGET

How do you like my lipstick, by the way?

HERMES

Is this a votive tribute?

GIDGET

You know how long this took?

HERMES

About two minutes.

GIDGET

Well, Hermes, thanks for making Small Talk.

The studio lights dim.