Blippo/Rubber Report/Week 9

In Blippo+, Rubber Report is a gossip show. This is about Week 9.

Transcript

NEOMIE LIFTO

Boing boing, Blip! It's me, Neomie, bouncing in with your Rubber Report.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Werf's co-star's last call?"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

Biba Astroscan has broken her silence about those Werf's rumors that are swirling. "It's no secret Hervé and I have our creative differences", she said. "But I respect him immensely as an artist and have no intention of leaving the Werf's family."

Let me translate that for you. That's actress for "my contract won't be up for another 12 seasons." Hang in there, Biba, babe.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Reclusive singer gains supersonic range"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

And finally, is The Star Sawyer back?

Long after retreating from the public eye to focus on total harmonic alignment in the family grotto, the pop icon's dropped a mystifying new single. Guess that alignment worked because Star's vocal range has gone supersonic.

An ascending tone plays, and Neomie puts her fingers in her ears.

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

That's the Rubber Report.

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• EPG Info: Werf's drama, Star Sawyer drops supersonic single.
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