Blippo/Rubber Report/Week 7

In Blippo+, Rubber Report is a gossip show. This is about Week 7.

Transcript

NEOMIE LIFTO

Boing boing! It's Neomie Lifto bouncing onto your screen with all the news.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Zipplock's wife still missing"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

Naughty! Realms Beyond raconteur Erich von Zipploch has been implicated in yet another disappearance. The matter will be cleared up as soon as the storyteller's ex-wife Eleanor returns from an extended holiday in the OLED Archipelago.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Space bend sings?"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

Starpeepers claim they've recorded evidence of the Low Hum, a persistent low-frequency sound emanating from space. The hum appeared around the same time as the so-called Space Bend was first discovered. Coinkidink?

Newspaper headline snippet (initially occluded by Neomie's derrière): "Aliens: teens fear two rears"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

(bending over)

Meanwhile, teenagers all over the planet are reporting cheeky close encounters. It's unclear if the abundance of calls to the Gak City Central Observatory concerning space aliens with two butts reflect a true invasion, or simply the newest teen craze. But hey, a girl can dream.

Visual details

• EPG Info: Low hums and double space bums
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People, places, things

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Speculations and theories

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Comments

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