Blippo/Rubber Report/Week 6

In Blippo+, Rubber Report is a gossip show. This is about Week 6.

Transcript

NEOMIE LIFTO

It's Neomie Lifto here with another fantastic elastic dispatch.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Clone star has zero fever!"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

Did anyone order up some hot goss with a shimmy and a shake? Because Michael Zero and Clone Trois star Seemmie Simmons were spotted canoodling in a back booth at Debbie's Diner. Are the actress and the intergalactic traveler an item?

Simmons' agent says the pair are just friends, but onlookers reported some serious PDA was in the offing.

Mike, I don't know how they do it up there in the Space Bend, but down here we kiss *and* tell - and then I tell everyone else.

Newspaper headline snippet: "Face of zero appears on gelbread"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

Reports that Michael Zero's face spontaneously appeared in a piece of refrigerated gelbread had fans flocking to Debbie's Diner for a peek.

Unfortunately, the bread was toasted before the image could be captured on camera.

Interstitial: Logo "Rubber report with Neomie Lifto"

NEOMIE (CONT'D)

That's the Rubber Report. Boing Boing!

Using digital effects, the show bounces away.

Visual details

• EPG Info: Simmons and Zero spotted, is Telson a quack?
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People, places, things

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Speculations and theories

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Comments

• Headline "Clone star has zero fever": he, that's clever :-)
• PDA: public display of affection
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Trivia

• The second anecdote in this report is very likely a reference to people thinking they recognize the face of Jesus Christ on random objects throughout our history, notoriously on pieces of toasted bread!
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