Blippo/Femtofax/Trash Type

In Blippo+, Trash Type is a section in the Femtofax forum service where people can post their thoughts anonymously.

please stop doing magic at the beach! It freaks out the kids.
I would never tell anyone in my neighborhood this but I almost always do not enjoy our community soup.
folks our PeeDees have a headphone jack FOR A REASON!! turn it down!!
Relax everyone, being anti-trend is just another trend
Whatever happened to money? I kinda miss collecting the shiny ones...
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When I was a kid gelbread tasted completely different
I know nobody liked it when I changed my name, but please call me the new one when I ask you to :(
I did not understand the most recent REALMS BEYOND story. Were the two guys the same guy? Time travel always flips my blip!
BRENDEN CHALLENGER WAKE UP CHALLENGE
My PeeDee screen is a little hard to see sometimes
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My bedtime is too early!
It's called a Talent Parade for a reason, Alan.
Why are we sending randos to space? I've trained my whole life for a mission like this!
Call me coco but I for one do not think any matter should be getting bent???!!
The Bendonauts were chosen "at random" but one of them happens to be close personal friends with Poly Pixel? Okay...
Baby Gum is dangerous!
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I'm a little cold!
Is anyone watching Tales from the Tube? That Blinker is a terrible influence, right? Is he unwell?
RANT: Salutation Station is baby TV for babies. Are we really to believe that the aliens on the other side of the Bend don't even know what a Pee-Dee is? I hope they're smarter than that!
can't we get a new movie franchise? a Trillion is enough....
it's Dr. B's fault those nice people got ate by space!
My uncle works at Blippo+ and said there is a color version of the PeeDee coming soon.
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Dating in Tinkletown is just the WORST
I understand there was breaking news, but did they have to cut into Small Talk? I really wanted to watch Gidget's Ned Telson interview!
who dances "between the notes"? that's not a thing!
Are we just gonna gloss over that Ivers kids trespassing at the Observatory? Who's running security over there?
This whole thing is ridiculous. Space can't get "bent!"
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Lisa Duo's making a huge mistake! we shouldn't be decommissioning the Space Bender, we should be figuring out what went wrong!
Why is this Michael Zero person suddenly everywhere? I'm bored!
I think Seemie is just using Mike for fame. Team Mike!
Who keeps turning off my porch lights?
When somebody sneezes it's customary to say "Gazoo." I mean really, where have everyone's manners gone?
JUST LET BLINKER DIE ALREADY!
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Am I shadowbanned? How do I get my music on Party Music Nonstop?
I actually think the murk at Debbie's Diner is a little weak :|
Somebody should do something about Blinker, right? It's getting alarming.
Hey Hermes, I skipped lunch to come to your book signing! You could at least be nice to your fans!
Why does the PeeDee only come in YELLOW!?!?!
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Ned Telson is out of his mind. First he says the Bend is alive now he's talking about Mike Zero's a billion people? What next?
Something about space bending just feels wrong to me.
I'm tired of all this sludge! I'm sorry, but when you live someplace with two suns, you come to expect nice weather every day.
What gives Lisa Duo the right to nix the Bending Program? Sometimes I think network executives have too much power
Birdie: abandoning your own TV show isn't just rude, it's unprofessional. Everyone knows the host goes down with the show!
Help! My crank broke and it was NOT my fault!
FREE BLINKER! SYNTHETIC PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Since when doesn't experience matter? Tired of listening to people who haven't done anything anything!
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The Polygon Riviera is under a dome. Why are you wearing a hat?
STAR SAYWER DROP THE ALBUM
who let all these kids onto TV mountain? they're cute but their signal interruptions are cutting into my shows!
Sometimes I think there's just too much news
ok I'll say it: I don't understand this The Star Sawyer "song"
Where are these kids' parents? This would never have flown in my day!
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Jackie, you should consider inviting your BEST friend to your big Bender launch blowout next time
good gob, give the kids what they want and let's be done with it!
If I invite you to my party, I expect at least three outfit changes. Otherwise don't bother coming!!
Birdie, if you see this, please call home. Your mother isn't angry with you.
good riddance to silly kids playing with bent space.
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The logo has 4 numbers on it (3, 4, 8, and either 6 9 lowercase a or lowercase e), but you can't rotate and mirror the whole to make them all readable at once.
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"My uncle works at Blippo+": gotta link to this delightful bit of Panic trivia :-)
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