Blippo/Femtofax/Frill Hunter

In Blippo+, Frill Hunter is the classifieds section of the Femtofax forum service.

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Week 1

• The Festival of Fruits is here! Remember: if it's got a pit, don't forget to spit! **yvetteteMayo
• Seeking responsible new owner for two det sea snails (bonded). Message **CandiRandi please! **candiRandi
• The Cache Valley Werf's Tavern Fan meetup is temporarily postponed while we search for a new venue **popRocks
• Looking to offload a FULL Star Sawyer poster collection dating back to the Briquettes for Breakfast era! **msSmithereens
• Seeking graphic designer for an ambitious new project. Must be comfortable with extreme dithering **itsJumbieTime
• I collect odd-shaped rocks, please message me if you find a good one! **venusHenree
• Need a ride from New Gak City to Baudville for the Microwave Convention. I'm a great conversationalist! **rolandPeavey

Week 2

• Just reminding everyone that citywide street closures are in effect through New Gak City for the Talent Parade! **yvetteteMayo
• SUBSPACE SPOTLIGHT CROSSPOST: the next Blippian Amateur Astronomers' meeting is looking to be at capacity. Please bring food! **marvLaser
• Does anyone have a pair of size Q jumping boots they'd be willing to part with? My Patsy wants to give it a try. **itsBrenden
• Who wants my old (first-gen) PeeDee? I was keeping it out of nostalgia but it's just taking up space. **cocoTribble
• Seeking an apartment in Tinkletown, needs to have flattering light, one-bedroom preferred, NO ROOMMATES thanks! **rachelNukeo
• FIRST COME FIRST SERVE *working* Trideoke machine. Fog machine optional. **rolandPeavey

Week 3

• Join our Screech Beach Cleanup! We meet bright and early and will be there all day. Snacks provided. **yvetteMayo
• Available: very loud alarm clock. I could never figure out how to program it-maybe you'll have better luck? Pickup in New Gak West. **itsBrenden
• I tried the Barbara Lightworker mind shampoo but it doesn't work on my mental frequencies! Anyone want half a bottle? **vickyKrump
• Offering my services as a YUBE repairperson if anyone is dealing with any emotional frequency issues/cloudiness. **cocoTribble
• Please take my meelon plant! It doesn't get enough light at my house! **operatorPeggy
• Seeking spiral earrings similar to Lisa Duo's for my costume (can return after the holiday) **candiRandi

Week 4

• Happy Declaration of Planet! Check your local FemoFax listings for neighborhood activities! **yvetteMayo
• Calling all SNACKS COME ALIVE fans: join my cooking club! We make all the recipes from the show and taste them afterwards. **youngWebster
• Please read between the lines. The Bend does NOT exist, it's just more "entertainment" for the masses. **mindDroppings
• GIVE: super comfy tubeseat! It's served me well but I'm moving to Baudville and won't have room for it in my new place. **popRocks
• Commemorative Bendonaut launch collectible plates available! Let me know how many you want. There are five designs to choose from. **itsJumbieTime
• Hi everyone my name is Midi if you need a babysitter I have experience I'm great with kids and I love to do activities **midiKitty

Week 5

• Feeling sad and confused about the lost Bendonauts? You're not alone! Please join the planetwide silent vigil every night at suns' set! **yvetteMayo
• New to the Starwipe Springs area and looking for a hiking buddy. Watching Bushwalker just doesn't cut it anymore! **curlVisitor
• We have three openings in our beginner's Sonic Ceramics course. Come learn how to shape sound into pleasing forms! **obCeleste
• My PeeDee crank is broken-anyone handy in New Gak care to help? **operatorPeggy
• **operatorPeggy no promises, but I can take a look at it for you! Could you drop it off in Speaker City? **cocoTribble
• Looking to offload my TelsonLabs 3DX subspace scope! A great piece of kit, especially if you're new to the hobby. Serious inquires only, please. **walterWeave
• PLEASE someone take these Bendonaut launch commemorative plates off my hands! It makes me sad just to look at them! **itsJumbieTime

Week 6

• If you arrange to pick up something on this forum PLEASE be responsible and show up. Ghosting will get you banned! **yvetteMayo
• I'm back in touch with reality now! Thanks everyone! **mindDroppings
• Anyone have extra tickets to the Star Sawyer tribute concert at the New Gak City Arena? My daughter is begging to go. **itsBrenden
• Telidon night courses are now open for enrollment. Learn Femtofax programming, Television engineering, and more! **obCeleste
• **obCeleste could I learn how to operate a Particle Broadcasting Board at night school or are there prerequistes? **zordeZordeZorde
• SEEKING vacation rental in the Elastic Islands. Preferably lagoon-adjacent :) **rachelNukeo
• seeking translator for this Mike Zero character *giggle* **msSmithereens
• I made way too much Particle Mush for dinner. Let me know if you want leftovers! It's really goopy! **youngWebster

Week 7

• The Flohston Circus is back for another season! Enjoy laser-painting, hoop-jumping, and more family fun! **yvettoMayo
• PSA: the Blippian Amateur Astronomers' Club is a lot of fun! Join us on clear nights for scope meetups, no special equipment required! **marvLaser
• WHERE can I get decent Cube Stew in Sambeho??? **dipCribble
• Telidon research study on the "Low Hum" seeking participants. Do you hear it? We hear you! **obCeleste
• Giving away a 9,000 piece "Balloon Majesty" puzzle. Missing 8,999 pieces. **candiRandi
• CURB ALERT I have a huge box of miscellaneous cables outside of my house in Speaker City. First come first serve! **walterWeave
• Is anyone else bothered by a persistent low hum in their ears? My friends can't hear it but it's driving me up the wall! **vickyKrump

Week 8

• Happy Particle Days! Check your local FemtoFax listings for neighborhood activities! **yvettoMayo
• I have a big birthday coming up and I'm looking for wacky glassware and other fun decor for my party (it's Werf Tavern themed) **popRocks
• does anyone know where boredome went?? where iz birdie? **venusHenree
• **VenusHenree WE'RE TAKING TV MOUNTAIN **elboing
• Is there a single bakery in New Gak that makes a good inside-out dream cake? Please don't say Debbie's. **candiRandi
• The Open Mic at Fandango's is always looking for new talent! Drop in! **rolandPeavey
• Hi everyone just a gratitude post! I made sooo much jam with the Woo-Woo-fruit I got from this group! **youngWebster

Week 9

• Reminder that posts with slander and sass are NOT ALLOWED on this forum and will be deleted. Save it for Trash Type! **yvetteMayo
• Renzo Sixlove will be reading from his new poetry collection "Cherry Blossoms on the Cathode Ray" at Rendezvous Books in Tinkletown. RSVP is advised. **operatorPeggy
• oh my gob **AveysWorld was that you in the control room with Elbo? If you don't invite me I'm gonna tell Mom! **midiKitty
• parasitic plant cuttings available (must take all) **candiRandi
• Seeking musicians for jam sessions and gigs in Tinkletown. Influences: early Star Sawyer, the Zendrons, Software Sam (not the proggy stuff). BYO gear please. **rolandPeavey
• Be part of the Bending revolution! We're seeking experts in dark matter, acoustics, and signal engineering! Inquire with Zwicky Reflex at the GCC Observatory gates! **zwickyFreaksIt

Week 10

• TINKLETOWN is lying to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **mindDroppings
• If anyone sees my daughter Patsy please tell her that if she doesn't come home soon her sister will get her room! **itsBrenden
• I'm old enough to remember the last time somebody stumped the Quizzard: never. **loTekJoe
• Starting an electronics swap meet and repair club at Baudville plaza! No doo-dad too damaged! **walterWave
• DESPERATELY SEEKING A RIDE to the GCC Observatory from the Triami area! PLEASE message me if you're headed that way. **rachelNukeo
• PA needed at the Space Bender. Needs to be loud. We *will* be blowing the tweeters! **zwickyFreaksIt

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People, places, things

• People
  • **yvetteteMayo / **yvetteMayo / **yvettoMayo - always the first user to post each week, seems invested in sharing useful local news and social initiatives.
  • **candiRandi - regular user of the site, posts small adverts looking to give away or acquire items.
  • **itsBrenden - regular user of the site, host of Wake Up, Universe!, also posts small adverts.
  • **cocoTribble - regular user, is a contestant on Quizzards.
  • **midiKitty - sounds like a teen offering babysitting services, most likely Midi from "Boredome
  • **rolandPeavy - regular user
  • The Star Sawyer (mentioned)
  • Barbara Lightworker (mentioned)
  • Lisa Duo (mentioned)
• Places
  • Cache Valley
  • New Gak City
  • Baudville
  • Tinkletown
  • Screech Beach
  • Elastic Islands
• Things
  • the Festival of Fruits
  • the Talent Parade
  • PeeDees
• Lingo
  • "Ghosting will get you banned"
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Speculations and theories

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Comments

• "Seeking graphic designer for an ambitious new project. Must be comfortable with extreme dithering" - that could be straight of any gamedev forum.
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Trivia

• Someone during the first week mentions giving away Star Sawyer posters, we only find out in week 3 that they are a popular musical artist there, with eras, much like our own Taylor Swift on Earth.
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