Blippo/EPG Channel/Week 6

In Blippo+, there is an Electronic Program Guide Channel. This is about Week 6.

Transcript

EPG music is playing.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

(yawning)

Yawn! Top up that mug of murk, because it's time to meet the morning - with Nina Beverage and Brendan Challenger. And it looks like they got a special announcement to share.

Music continues playing.

MALE ANNOUNCER

You're watching the electronic program guide on Blippo Plus.

Back to music.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

Congratulations. You've broken free from your psychic straight jacket and tuned in to freaky frequency of planet Blip. Only on Blippo Plus.

Music.

MALE ANNOUNCER

Everyone's gone gaga for our cosmic traveler, the one and only Michael Zero.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

Fresh from her spin in bent space. Catch Michael live - well, everywhere!

MALE ANNOUNCER

How does she make the time?

Music.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

State of the state has the exlusive interview with planet Blip's elusive Bendonaut. Where did she go, how did she get back, and what on Blip is she talking about?

MALE ANNOUNCER

Seems only the Boredome kids have a clue.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

Hey Birdy!

MALE ANNOUNCER

You speak bent?

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

Care to translate for the rest of us?

Music continues.

Visual details

• Scrolling section: The Blippo+ Logo. And below that "See better television with Blippo+"
• Scrolling section ad: A book with the cover design of Hermes B. Have's distinct makeup, with the text "Hermes B. Have - Psychopomp & Circumstance - New book now available". And below that "Welcome home Michael Zero".
• Audio is a 1m44s loop.
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People, places, things

• Lingo
  • "What on Blip is she talking about?"
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Speculations and theories

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Comments

• This says that Mike Zero shows up on many channels, which does not happen.
• Nice to hear that even on Blip, adults do not understand teenagers :-)
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Trivia

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