Blippo/EPG Channel/Week 2

In Blippo+, there is an Electronic Program Guide Channel. This is about Week 2.

Transcript

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

You're tuned in and turned on to Blippo Plus.

MALE ANNOUNCER

Beep beep beep - Microwave theatre's nuked your proverbial pizza with experimental programming hot enough to burn the tonsils.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

Wash it all down with video cola! Ahhh, feel those bubbles clean the screen!

The special guest on small talk this week is Blippo Plus chief executive Lisa Duo. What's her take on the bend in space? Gidget Gadget has the exclusive.

Welcome alien viewers. Blippo Plus has a new channel just for you. Salutation Station's got your crash course in Blippian culture, food, science and fashion. Ooh là là!

VOICE OF BEN SHOULDERS

I'm Ben Shoulders. Tune in to Cubis on channel 00 for a glimpse into what makes planet Blip tick.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

If you're feeling peckish, may we make a suggestion? Snacks come alive brings you a comforting taste of home right here on the microwaves.

Welcome to the electronic program guide. We put the plus in Blippo Plus.

Visuals and details

• Scrolling section announcement: "Blippo+ Welcome Alien viewers"
• Scrolling section announcement: "Salutations! Alien viewers please tune in to CH00 for informative programs". And below that "Ecstatic Static for Fanatics".
• Audio is a 2min24s loop
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People, places, things

• Gidget Gadget - so we got her last name!

Speculations and theories

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Comments

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Trivia and technical details

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