Blippo/EPG Channel/Week 1

In Blippo+, there is an Electronic Program Guide Channel. This is about Week 1.

Transcript

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

It's another marvelous moment in subspace, and you're tuned in to planet Blip's media mothership Blippo Plus.

MALE ANNOUNCER

Dancing yourself silly? Get a grip on the springiest gossip with the rubber report with host Neomie Lifto.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

And if you like that boing, don't miss Doctor Boing on State of the State with all the latest science news.

Alright? These kids sure are. Tune in to Boredome with Birdy Telstar to hear what the Sproing generation has to say.

MALE ANNOUNCER

And for the adults looking to shake things up, the ZEST channel scrambles up the spice.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

On TVX Debbie Diner serves talk piping hot and over the countertop.

Looking to your screens for a moment of peace? Don't cross your eyes, you might miss it! On Total calm. It's all calm all the time with soothing scenes and serene soundscapes.

MALE ANNOUNCER

It's a beautiful day. The suns are shining and the shoulders are out in New Gak City. A little bit warmer out in Baudville. Don't forget your Suns-screen.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER

You're watching the electronic program guide on Blippo Plus.

Visuals and details

• Scrolling section ad for "Blippo+: We are what's on"
• Scrolling section ad for "State of the State With Madeline Planet: Never bland & Non-demand"
• The announcer's audio does not match up with the programming, as it is a 2m51s loop, which wonderfully adds to the disorientation.
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Speculations and theories

• "Don't cross your eyes, you might miss it". And there is another reference to crossing eyes when Barbara Lightworker crosses her eyes in Psychic Weather -> are there Autostereograms inside the static noise channels that could be decoded by crossing one's eyes?
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Comments

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Trivia and technical details

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