Blippo/Cubis!/Week 3

In Blippo+, Cubis! is a learning program for us alien viewers. This is about Week 3.

Narrator

"Welcome to Cubis. On this episode, we answer the question: What is the Bend ? What is it ?

The anomaly in space known as "The Bend" is still largely a mystery to our scientists, but here is what we know so far.

The Bend was discovered by Gak City's central observatory's chief astrophysicist Dr. Zeph Boing.

At first believed to be some kind of basic wormhole, it has since been confirmed to be a six-dimensional folding of space time.

Such folding was theoretically proposed by the late physicist Dr. Taffy Rompler, but it has never been experimentally proven to exist, until now.

The Rompler Fold, or as it's colloquially known, The Bend, collapses the vast interstellar distances between our world and yours.

We have discovered that it is stable enough to support telecommunications signals, which is why you are receiving this program.

So far, this transmission only goes in one direction, but we can't wait to see what your TV is like.

We intend to send a crewed mission through the Bend imminently. We hope you're ready for us!"

Taffy Rompler / Rompler Fold: A Rompler is electronic music instrument emerging in the late 1980s that plays preprogrammed samples (from "ROM" + "Sampler")
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