Blippo/Countertop/Week 2

In Blippo+, Countertop is a news commentary show set in a diner. This is about Week 2.

Show title song

"Countertop, bop-shoo-wop, Countertop, with Debbie Diner!"

Debbie

"Hi, hon. Back for more? I don't blame ya. The short stacks here are out of this world. Heck, I've even got some regulars who order 'em tall.

It's been a slow night. Me and Lenny over here just shootin' the shart.

I'm sure you've heard how that wacko Telson's just zapping TV into space? Just right into that Bend?

So I guess that makes me an intergalactic celebrity.

And Lenny's giving me crap about it. 'Ah yeah, her head's so big they can see it from space.' That kind of thing.

And for dessert, we got inside-out dreamcake and our world famous very pie.

Oh yeah. It's great. You'll want it warmed up with a slice of wheeze on top, though.

Okay. Two slices of the very, Lenny! Toasted!"