Blippo/Brain Drain/Week 10

In Blippo+, Brain Drain is a science show. This is about Week 10.

INT. Ned Telson's Lab

NED TELSON

Greetings, thinkers. Welcome to Brain Drain.

Title overlay: "Brain Drain"

NED

My guest is the legendary Artie Nardo. To call him a television executive would be an understatement. He's a dream maker. Right, Artie?

ARTIE NARDO

I made your dreams come true.

Lower thirds: "Artie Nardo, Television Producer"

NED

Artie kind of discovered me.

ARTIE

Kid, I plucked you from obscurity.

NED

He means graduate school.

ARTIE

I saw him give a lecture. The charisma, zilch. But this whole brain particle thing? A sweeps week dream!

NED

Well, I went to the Artie Nardo school of television, didn't I?

ARTIE

And didn't I make you a star baby?

NED

I'm here for the sake of Blippian knowledge. Office hours with Professor Telson.

ARTIE

You ham.

NED

Hey, I scanned Mike Zero on live TV. That was science and entertainment.

ARTIE

And what'd we learn from that, that your equipment is going haywire?

NED

My gear isn't built to handle server load that heavy. Mike has the consciousness of a billion people in one.

ARTIE

And only I could make her a star, that's right kid.